雪姬爱心手抄 YuKi HiMe
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Hey You Punk!
Hey You Punk! I have got your IP address. If you still continue to Prank on me, don't be suprise that your's is Cracked!!! Last Warning! You better Stop what you are doing NOW!!!
You Better Watch Out
I traced your Route. I have got your web IP address. Don’t think I am Stupid. You are in Singapore. I will Destroy You!!! Next time want to Play Prank Kindly choose someone with two digits or single digit IQ. Choose your Target Well before you Play. Forget to tell you, I am a Law by Law person. I will Talk Law To YOU!!!
To The Punker or all Beasts
Punker, you have been playing PRANKs on me. WATCH OUT! If I catch you I will make your days unrest. Then don’t cry till your tears dried up. This is a Warning!!! No Jokes! I can Play HARD if you want to!!! To me Human Rights are very important. You dare to play then I will LAW with you!!! Be prepare and once I started the LAW going I would not stop. Even if you beg I would not give in. Better Elope to unknown island if you want to. Better still whole family go. Else go jail. Let Lady Justice Show Her Mercy on you.
Prank
Someone is playing prank on me. Log a complaint. Should I find out who is the culprits I will see them in court.
PhD Permanent Head Damage
Had been ill for the second day. I think is due to me writing too much “junks” and over research. The migraine did not go better but I reduced the strength of Annerax to one tablet as my tummy can’t take it if I continue to take two tablets. Finally realized why people said PhD equal Permanent Head Damage! Sore throat, cough, flu, nausea, dizzy…... Doc L self medicate. 久病成良医 : )
Monday, June 29, 2009
Prank Call from 62262598
Received a prank call from the phone number 62262598. It’s a lady speaking standard Singapore English. She said something like,”Hi, sister…” I can’t get her, asked where she called from, she kind of having tongue tight. I keep “hello…hello” but no reply from her. A search from the internet can only find a number from aust . and china. Want to Die Huh! I am so ill today and yet still prank on me. I can’t even complete my Lavin piece for my coming birthday that I started making yesterday. Did not go out yesterday too. The last piece I did was Chanel inspired, this one is copy but instead of orange color I took the purple satin i bought months ago to make. I want to wear on this coming birthday. My dream is to wear self make runway designer piece.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Ghost
How does ghost looks like?
Mum told me if I see someone without a chin or feet they are not human but ghost. Grandpa told me ghost may look as normal as a human or ghastly as they wanted to be seen. So which is correct? There is no right or wrong but from my experience grandpa’s teaching is very close. Most of them look very normal without a better “examine” it’s difficult to judge are they human? Are they with chin and feet? As grandpa had said it depends on how visible they wanted to be, they may look like you are seeing someone in a fog. When they move no footsteps can be heard. And yes mum is also right sometimes the degree of visibility chin and feet cannot be seen. How do I know? Based on what I had seen. My late grandpa can see “images” people can’t see. When I was young I can see “people” as grandpa see especially when we are out for dinner. When grandpa grab me to me and whack his arms and “discipline” them like,” Go! Go! Go! Go away! Don’t take my grandchild away. Who dare to touch her I will punch you and mould you into a bracelet!” Then he will pull me off and said ”Kitty, let’s go! No one will never be able touch you.” Till now I still stick to the curfew set by my late grandpa that is be home before 2200 hours. Recently I avoid staying out later than 2000 hours if I am alone as I “see” more people than ever.
Related websites:
Want to read MORE Ghost Stories? Click onto HUNGZAI.COM --- Singapore Freakiest Online Ghost Stories (http://www.hungzai.com/home/ )
(Coming Soon! Where to find ghost? Read about what I had seen on 14th June 2009 early evening at Pandan Reservoir. Creepy Creepy Creepy!!!)
Mum told me if I see someone without a chin or feet they are not human but ghost. Grandpa told me ghost may look as normal as a human or ghastly as they wanted to be seen. So which is correct? There is no right or wrong but from my experience grandpa’s teaching is very close. Most of them look very normal without a better “examine” it’s difficult to judge are they human? Are they with chin and feet? As grandpa had said it depends on how visible they wanted to be, they may look like you are seeing someone in a fog. When they move no footsteps can be heard. And yes mum is also right sometimes the degree of visibility chin and feet cannot be seen. How do I know? Based on what I had seen. My late grandpa can see “images” people can’t see. When I was young I can see “people” as grandpa see especially when we are out for dinner. When grandpa grab me to me and whack his arms and “discipline” them like,” Go! Go! Go! Go away! Don’t take my grandchild away. Who dare to touch her I will punch you and mould you into a bracelet!” Then he will pull me off and said ”Kitty, let’s go! No one will never be able touch you.” Till now I still stick to the curfew set by my late grandpa that is be home before 2200 hours. Recently I avoid staying out later than 2000 hours if I am alone as I “see” more people than ever.
Related websites:
Want to read MORE Ghost Stories? Click onto HUNGZAI.COM --- Singapore Freakiest Online Ghost Stories (http://www.hungzai.com/home/ )
(Coming Soon! Where to find ghost? Read about what I had seen on 14th June 2009 early evening at Pandan Reservoir. Creepy Creepy Creepy!!!)
Labels: asia, chinese, craft, freaky, ghost, ghost story, kinokuniya, life, love, pandan reservoir, singapore, supernatural
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Fever or Flu?
One hour in Kinokuniya Orchard from 1500-1600, my head becomes giddy and eyes and body are pain. I thought I can’t be that… though last Saturday I had slight fever. Don’t tell me someone from Riverlife Church or Chung Cheng High School (Main) and National University of Singapore (NUS), were present in my weekly Sunday hangout? Anyway I took the 500mg tablets X 2 plus ramines X 1 (not Ramen) plus my usual medications. Let’s be realistic by doing the stats. Riverlife Church may have 10- 30 suspected cases. Chung Cheng High School (Main) may have 25 cases. NUS? Hahaha that depend which faculty the patient is in. Suspected cases could be up to 45 or more if the patient did not “Run” here and “There”. If patient is one who is a wanderer hero then “Siao Liao”! One NUS could have more than hundreds for quarantines. That means no vacancy from appointed resorts and they have the privileges of being put up in hotels. One step further that is --- No School for Children! Extended School holiday. The Children laugh All Day, the Parents “Loh” All Day! *(“Loh” from the hokkien word “Huan Loh”). Not Lame izzit? Sorry, me not feeling well so 灵感 no good : (
Labels: fever, flu, kinokuniya, national university of singapore, nus, orchard, riverlife church
Zodiac Hours 生肖时辰表
“What time is it?”
“It's Tiger time!”
In ancient China time was interpreted in terms of twelve sectors namely,子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥. (This was explained in the previous post, http://yukihimeblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/interpretations-of-ancient-chinese.html) The twelve sectors are also associated with the Chinese zodiac animals. It was believed a person born during the hours will bear the qualities of the associated animal. Say baby Nelson was born on 05:35am so baby Nelson is believed to be a tame and cheerful boy.
子 (Zi) 23:00 to 01:00 鼠 Rat
丑 (Chou) 01:00 to 03:00 牛Ox
寅 (Yin) 03:00 to 05:00 虎 Tiger
卯 (Mao) 05:00 to 07:00 兔 Rabbit
辰 (Chen) 07:00 to 09:00 龙 Dragon
巳 (Si) 09:00 to 11:00 蛇 Snake
午 (Wu) 11:00 to 13:00 马 Horse
未 (Wei) 13:00 to 15:00 羊 Goat
申 (Shen) 15:00 to 17:00 猴 Monkey
酉 (You) 17:00 to 19:00 鸡 Chicken
戌 (Xu) 19:00 to 21:00 狗 Dog
亥 (Hai) 21:00 to 23:00 猪 Pig
(Coming Soon! Curse)
Other articles :
Interpretations of Chinese Hours 时辰表
“It's Tiger time!”
In ancient China time was interpreted in terms of twelve sectors namely,子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥. (This was explained in the previous post, http://yukihimeblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/interpretations-of-ancient-chinese.html) The twelve sectors are also associated with the Chinese zodiac animals. It was believed a person born during the hours will bear the qualities of the associated animal. Say baby Nelson was born on 05:35am so baby Nelson is believed to be a tame and cheerful boy.
子 (Zi) 23:00 to 01:00 鼠 Rat
丑 (Chou) 01:00 to 03:00 牛Ox
寅 (Yin) 03:00 to 05:00 虎 Tiger
卯 (Mao) 05:00 to 07:00 兔 Rabbit
辰 (Chen) 07:00 to 09:00 龙 Dragon
巳 (Si) 09:00 to 11:00 蛇 Snake
午 (Wu) 11:00 to 13:00 马 Horse
未 (Wei) 13:00 to 15:00 羊 Goat
申 (Shen) 15:00 to 17:00 猴 Monkey
酉 (You) 17:00 to 19:00 鸡 Chicken
戌 (Xu) 19:00 to 21:00 狗 Dog
亥 (Hai) 21:00 to 23:00 猪 Pig
(Coming Soon! Curse)
Other articles :
Interpretations of Chinese Hours 时辰表
Labels: ancient, animal, asia, baby, china, curse, hours, life, love, singapore, tiger, time, zodiac
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Interpretations of Ancient Chinese Hours 时辰表
In ancient China time was interpreted in terms of twelve sectors namely, 子 丑 寅 卯 辰 巳 午 未 申 酉 戌 亥. Every sectors represent two hours with the exceptions of 子时 (Zi Shi) is split into two sub-sectors as 子正 (00:00 to 01:00) and下子时 (23:00 to 01:00). 子正 (Zi Zheng) states the start of a new day 下子时 (Xia Zi Shi) also known as 夜子时 (Ye Zi Shi) is consided as end of a day.
List of the hours 时辰表: --
子 (Zi) 23:00 to 01:00
丑 (Chou) 01:00 to 03:00
寅 (Yin) 03:00 to 05:00
卯 (Mao) 05:00 to 07:00
辰 (Chen) 07:00 to 09:00
巳 (Si) 09:00 to 11:00
午 (Wu) 11:00 to 13:00
未 (Wei) 13:00 to 15:00
申 (Shen) 15:00 to 17:00
酉 (You) 17:00 to 19:00
戌 (Xu) 19:00 to 21:00
亥 (Hai) 21:00 to 23:00
Coming Soon!
(Zodiac animal associate with ancient Chinese hours.)
List of the hours 时辰表: --
子 (Zi) 23:00 to 01:00
丑 (Chou) 01:00 to 03:00
寅 (Yin) 03:00 to 05:00
卯 (Mao) 05:00 to 07:00
辰 (Chen) 07:00 to 09:00
巳 (Si) 09:00 to 11:00
午 (Wu) 11:00 to 13:00
未 (Wei) 13:00 to 15:00
申 (Shen) 15:00 to 17:00
酉 (You) 17:00 to 19:00
戌 (Xu) 19:00 to 21:00
亥 (Hai) 21:00 to 23:00
Coming Soon!
(Zodiac animal associate with ancient Chinese hours.)
Labels: ancient, animal, chinese, hour, hours, love, love oil, love potions, singapore, spells, time, war, zodiac
Friday, June 19, 2009
Moonlight SonataYue Qin 月琴
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if4TzXuDETU
Me singing月琴. A song I sang for primary annual music exams, every mid-year or end-year have to sing two songs, one english and one mandarin. Luckily the school only offers two languages else I think have to sing all four languages. So don’t blame me for not able to understand other two national languages as even other races and students of other nationals have to study EL and CL. So don’t laugh till you bang your table when I read Q number 2077 as Dua Kosong Nana Nana or Dua Kosong Seven Seven. Lyrics of月琴: --
月琴
作词：赖西安 作曲：苏来
再唱一段思想起
唱一段思想起
唱一段唐山谣
走不尽的坎坷路
恰如祖先的步履
抱一支老月琴
三两声不成调
老歌手琴音犹在
独不见恒春的传奇
落山风 向海洋
感伤 会消逝
接续你的休止符
再唱一段唐山谣
再唱一段思想起
唱一段思想起
唱一段唐山谣
走不尽的坎坷路
恰如祖先的步履
抱一支老月琴
三两声不成调
老歌手琴音犹在
独不见恒春的传奇
落山风 向海洋
感伤 会消逝
接续你的休止符
再唱一段唐山谣
再唱一段思想起
再唱一段思想起
Labels: dance, moon, moonlight sonata, singapore, solo, song, yue qin, 月琴
Cigarette Butt
Was on a bus when I saw two Ah Lians smoking in their “Official” Lian-ly way outside Far East Plaza. The scene I seen I have 灵感 for a 冷笑话 (lame jokes).
Lame Joke of the Day: --
Qns: How many butt does a smoking man has?
Ans: Two.
Because, he was born with one and his cigarette has one; Two!
Lame Joke of the Day: --
Qns: How many butt does a smoking man has?
Ans: Two.
Because, he was born with one and his cigarette has one; Two!
Labels: ah lian, asia, butt, cigarette, far east plaza, jokes, lame joke of the day, lame jokes, singapore, smoking, 冷笑话, 灵感
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Yoga Dance
I sprain my back yesterday while doing Yoga Dance. I think it was the Goddess Kali pose that I get it. Back is still pain till now. From Cervical Spine to Thoracic Spine to Lumbosacral Spine, I think the Sacrum also pain lah. I wonder did I over-stretch? I also wonder have I over-stretched my vaginal tissue. Nevermind lah! Over-stretch or not also no one knows. Hahaha. Was in the bathroom that I thought of the “Unfinished” book in Orchard Kinokuniya. On the last few pages there was a Black-White Man DIY toy. I had not read till the page yet. This weekend must go to finish it. But I made this today. Also Black and White Man but my own version. Cute Hor? Should I give him a name? ShiBaDe Man, 是白的Man = (SpiderMan). SpiderMan SpiderMan NoBody Knows Who You Are… Nice or Not Leh?Labels: black, craft, dance, diy, doll, felt, toy, white, yoga
Removing bus stop at VivoCity won't stop jaywalking
http://www.straitstimes.com/ST%2BForum/Online%2BStory/STIStory_391661.html
This is my story, my feedback. People who do not take “Care” of their life and think they are “Risk” taker "The Great", why government must “Take Care” of them? They “Better” Learn. People who like to “Jump” onto the track of MRT, installing guides will not help to “Stop” them. They will jump from the “Gap” when the train is approaching. They just wanna “Just Do It”!
This is my story, my feedback. People who do not take “Care” of their life and think they are “Risk” taker "The Great", why government must “Take Care” of them? They “Better” Learn. People who like to “Jump” onto the track of MRT, installing guides will not help to “Stop” them. They will jump from the “Gap” when the train is approaching. They just wanna “Just Do It”!
Labels: accidents, asia, bus stop, digital, home, jaywalk, life, mrt, singapore, smrt, st forum, the straits times, vivocity
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Castle On A Cloud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ftqBOFiHg
I sing “Castle On A Cloud” from the Broadway musical Les Miserables. I know people like “I Dreamed a Dream” because of Susan Boyle from the British Got Talent. I personally only liked the instrumental version of “I Dreamed a Dream”. It’s the intro before and during the breaks of the performance. “Castle On A cloud”, “On My Own” and “Bring Him Home” were my favorite songs from the musical. I changed the lyrics a little by changing the “Cosette” to “My Love”
Castle On A Cloud Lyrics: -
There is a castle on a cloud,
I like to go there in my sleep,
Aren't any floors for me to sweep,
Not in my castle on a cloud.
There is a room that's full of toys,
There are a hundred boys and girls,
Nobody shouts or talks too loud,
Not in my castle on a cloud.
There is a lady all in white,
Holds me and sings a lullaby,
She's nice to see and she's soft to touch,
She says "My love, I love you very much."
I know a place where no one's lost,
I know a place where no one cries,
Crying at all is not allowed,
Not in my castle on a cloud.
Labels: broadway, castle on a cloud, Les Miserables, musicals, opera, sings, solo, songs
Reply from Singapore Medical Council SMC
Received an email reply from Singapore Medical Council (SMC) regarding me suing Dr Wee Soon Khai under the Medical Registration Act (Cap 174). Dr Wee behavior on 9th Oct 2008 is now a serious case. I had given him more than 60 days for explanations and to apologize but was all ignored. Imagine a person whom you take him as a friend and was attached or having a fiancée, tiring to kiss you when you are half-sleeping or to be exacted he kissed me in the air, 3 inches from my lips and face. How do you feel? And before that case he sent his would-be father-in-law and his fiancée to insult you when you don’t know what had happened. The most disgusting fact was I had never dated Dr. Wee Soon Khai at all. Or I had not been dating for more than 3 years. Pursuit of similar case may be much easier in US. I am still waiting for replies from Ministry of Law and Ministry of Home Affair. Seriously wore out as I know that being born and brought up in a “Fine” country actually may not be that “Fine”. As “Laws” are “Fine Tuned”, like members of SMC paid an annual fee and they are “Wholly Governed” by some strict details for the public to pursuit against any of their members so they can “Live A Safe and Sound Life”. It’s good for all members who are great like Dr Lee SH and others but for “Bad” doctors is even better as in this way they can “Do What they Want” and yet they are “Governed” in kind of “Safe Circle” like Smoking Zone.
Labels: doctor, MHA, Ministry of Home Affair, Ministry of Law, MinLaw, singapore, Singapore Medical Council, SMC
Monday, June 15, 2009
TTSH Neurological Intensive Care Unit Dr Ling
Met him on 3rd Jun when my uncle was asking for his advice. He explains every single detail “In” my mind without me asking at all. It’s either my Teletubbies skills is good or all are expected questions. Cool! He reminds me of the doctor also in the same cobalt blue uniform I met a year ago when I was admitted on Jun 2008. I think he had a hard time waking me up so he shake my hello kitty in purple dress to wake me up. When I opened my eyes and saw him the first thing in my mind was I want to ask:”Doctor, can you buy Kentuky for me?” Before I make my request he said,” Dr Tjeoh is on her way, please wait a little longer.” 唉哟! 我都饿到连你都可以吃了. From then on I named him Hello Kitty as I do not know his name. Dr Ling and Hello Kitty doctor is it the same doctor?Labels: doctor, hospital, Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, Neurological Intensive Care Unit, NNI, NNI ICU, singapore, Tan Tock Seng Hospital, TTSH
TTSH Surgical Intensive Care Unit Staff
Green Green Man, the color of the PPE wear he was in on 29th May, I do not know he is a nurse or a doctor or a “Desperate” houseman. The moment I stepped into ward 3B, I saw him sitting with a file on his hands at the workstation opposite of bed 26 where my late aunt was in. He looked “Stoned” as if he did saw Medusa. No lah! Must be very seriously thinking of patient’s case. Very serious look 我怕怕. I thought 我又撞祸了! My heart rate was at around 200 thinking that 可能要被骂或Complaint 了! 不过我撞祸是家长便饭的事, 曾几何时有人撞祸比本小姐多?Labels: doctor, hospital, nurse, PPE, SICU, singapore, staff, Surgical Intensive Care Unit, Tan Tock Seng Hospital, TTSH
TTSH Surgical Intensive Care Unit Nurse
She was the nice Indian nurse from SICU I met on May 29th outside bed 26 of ward 3B. Had been troubling her for the alcohol hand rub and face mask. Very PaiSe but no choice many visitors. Everything happened too sudden. I was watching Korean F4 “Boys Over Flower 花样男子” when my mum received a call from her younger brother to inform about his wife in coma state and in TTSH ICU. Was on episode 20 then and till now have yet to finish the drama. KenChanNa? (Are you okay?) That’s the phrase I learnt after watching 20 epi of花样男子. I think the korean version is the best in terms of story line and ofcoz the looks of the actors and actress. The actress is my favorite gal, I was indulged into buying 15 bottles of nail polish from Vivocity just because she is the spoke person of the retail shop. Then she was featured on the Channel U as the “ChaChaCha” 菊花the 火龙高中三好学生.Labels: nurse, SICU, Surgical Intensive Care Unit, Tan Tock Seng Hospital, TTSH
TTSH Neurological Intensive Care Unit Nurse
This is a nurse from Neurological Intensive Care Unit or NNI ICU, ward 3A. Her glasses frame was supposed to be red and white but I do not have the colors for the wire, she had a pony tail at the back of her hair. I saw her on 3rd June in the room my late aunt was in, Ward A Bed 18. I can’t remember it was bed 8 or 18. I think it was 18. Anyway I will see the 2 Cisco guys before I reach the room.
Labels: Neurological Intensive Care Unit, NNI, NNI ICU, nurse, Tan Tock Seng Hospital, TTSH
TTSH Patient Service Associate
Patient Service Associate or PSA in short. This is modeled after the malay staff with pink scarf tied as malay ladies turban from the Admission Office. She is very nice and helpful. With her help the tedious paperwork seemed not that bad for us. I am very grateful of her but forgotten her name. I made this for her.
Labels: hospital, patient service associate, psa, singapore, Tan Tock Seng Hospital, TTSH
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Martinellis Apple Juice
Saw this 100% Pure Apple Juice, Martinellis Apple Juice in Cold Storage. This is the one I drinks everyday when I was young. I don’t like to drink water so dad buys this for my everyday consumption. This is the Smaller size than what I used to have. It’s more than $12. Wow! Last time good life. Yeah lah! Live at Kent Ridge, older brother Pops whole piece of Abalone almost everyday. Me taking Birdnest almost everyday.
Takashimaya
Was at my favorite hangout Kinokuniya at Takashimaya this afternoon. I thought I met someone I knew I took a second glance and think it’s very unlikely as: --
· Skin color too tanned
· Complexion smoother than mine
· More meaty than me
(Me tomorrow onwards have to lose one pound)
· Chin is wider
· Looks younger than last seen
And most important of all I did not hear the signature throat clearing tone “Er…Huh…”. After that I went over to the shelf and found that it was also New Age. So it’s not possible as the person is a fellowship of Indian-Hood. MaLaKum!
· Skin color too tanned
· Complexion smoother than mine
· More meaty than me
(Me tomorrow onwards have to lose one pound)
· Chin is wider
· Looks younger than last seen
And most important of all I did not hear the signature throat clearing tone “Er…Huh…”. After that I went over to the shelf and found that it was also New Age. So it’s not possible as the person is a fellowship of Indian-Hood. MaLaKum!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Whose Hair Is Not Wet?
After my Botak Jones dinner I have a joke: --
Question:
Three angmohs, Matthew, Larry, and Jones are walking till there is sudden pour. Matthew and Larry’s hair are wet, but why not Jones?
Answer: Jones is Botak(no hair). Botak Jones : )
Question:
Three angmohs, Matthew, Larry, and Jones are walking till there is sudden pour. Matthew and Larry’s hair are wet, but why not Jones?
Answer: Jones is Botak(no hair). Botak Jones : )
Labels: angmohs, botak jones, dinner, jokes, lame jokes, larry
Scam Victims
Sometimes I really don’t know how to “Help” people. As I know many people tends to fall for all sorts of Scams. What I can do is I will forward to people I know if I did received one and remind them that it is a Scam! But somehow I think may be is my “Language Proficiency” that makes people Don’t believe me. Or they don’t understand the word “Scam” or they think I purposely “Divert” them from making “Good Fortunes”. 财迷心窍 I really can’t help. I was财迷心窍 when I was 22 and almost have to declare for Personal Bankruptcy due to excessive trading. I went through all these so I don’t wish people to “meet” the same Mishaps. But no one wants to Listens to me. They fall in again and again. It’s like The Fools Falls in or The Fools Likes To Falls In.
Botak Jones
My brother bought dinner from Botak Jones, Dame Good Food At Dame Good Price, Authentic American Food. It’s my first time sinking my teeth into Botak Jones Dame Good Food.
Main Course: Cajun Chicken
My Rating: 3.2*
Remarks: Over Char-Grilled. Chicken meat, I mean the white meat is dried inside but “Looks” juicy outside. So I am telling you “Don’t judge your food from how it looks from the outside”. $13.00 for the serving, er…, it’s like a standard one pound serving, you can get it for US$5.99 to US$7.99 for a dish like this. The Coleslaw, it tastes better if you did never need to dig out the remains from the bottom of the bowl. I mean you may chose to Eat until you are left with 2 spoonfuls. If you Continue you may have to Lower you Ratings. 好料在后头 does not applies here.
Botak Jones website: http://www.botakjones.com/
Main Course: Cajun Chicken
My Rating: 3.2*
Remarks: Over Char-Grilled. Chicken meat, I mean the white meat is dried inside but “Looks” juicy outside. So I am telling you “Don’t judge your food from how it looks from the outside”. $13.00 for the serving, er…, it’s like a standard one pound serving, you can get it for US$5.99 to US$7.99 for a dish like this. The Coleslaw, it tastes better if you did never need to dig out the remains from the bottom of the bowl. I mean you may chose to Eat until you are left with 2 spoonfuls. If you Continue you may have to Lower you Ratings. 好料在后头 does not applies here.
Botak Jones website: http://www.botakjones.com/
Labels: botak jones, clementi, singapore, western food
Friday, June 12, 2009
Chanel Inspired
This piece supposed for mum but the motif is too small for her size, so it can only fits me in. Inspired by Chanel Fall collections.Labels: chanel, collections, designs, fall
Thursday, June 11, 2009
B for Bull and Bear
Was in a class one day when a guy asked what does one actually needs to know? Me being an “Ultra” 冷笑将 said,” Forget about what you had learnt in your K1 or Pre-school. Your teachers taught you A to Z. But if you know you are doing Finance Investing when you grown up, you should tell your then teacher that you only need to Learnt “B”. “B” for Bull and “B” for Bear.”
Investment Agreements
Studying various forms of Investment Agreements. TaiHan Lah! Now I know why grandpa do not allow any of us to do Law, unless we chose to join the government. Gandpa said Lawyers 昧着良心做人. That reminds me of a Lame joke I make up when I was 17th.
1. When a surgeon “operates” an Accountant what will he sees and knows?
Ans: $, €, English pounds, Yen, … all the money and ofcoz + and – ; and they sleeps on “Balance Sheet”. And when they drive they are always “Loss”.
2. When a surgeon “operates” an Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: All “wires” (intestines) in different color codes. Must figure out the Heart is of how many “Phases”. Before he “do” anything must make sure he is “cutting” on Earth, Netural, or Live.
3. When a surgeon “operates” a Mechanic what will he sees and knows?
Ans: How much “Horsepower” the patient is on rather than the BP. Get WD-40 Ready in the OT(operation theater).
4. When a surgeon “operates” a Lawyer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: He can only see either Black or White may include some Grey. That’s “Grey's Anatomy”.
5. When a surgeon “operates” a Computer Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: 1110011001100110 and the patient have to be weighs by Bytes.
1. When a surgeon “operates” an Accountant what will he sees and knows?
Ans: $, €, English pounds, Yen, … all the money and ofcoz + and – ; and they sleeps on “Balance Sheet”. And when they drive they are always “Loss”.
2. When a surgeon “operates” an Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: All “wires” (intestines) in different color codes. Must figure out the Heart is of how many “Phases”. Before he “do” anything must make sure he is “cutting” on Earth, Netural, or Live.
3. When a surgeon “operates” a Mechanic what will he sees and knows?
Ans: How much “Horsepower” the patient is on rather than the BP. Get WD-40 Ready in the OT(operation theater).
4. When a surgeon “operates” a Lawyer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: He can only see either Black or White may include some Grey. That’s “Grey's Anatomy”.
5. When a surgeon “operates” a Computer Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: 1110011001100110 and the patient have to be weighs by Bytes.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Lawyer In His Limousine
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Live Firing Range
I received an email was asked to “enlarge” mine firing area. And I did according to the mail’s instructions. Yesterday I fired at 5 points now another one but this one actually cross-border with one of the 5 points. Nevermind 宁可杀错不可放过. Isn’t it the way they did to me? I am just 做十五. If I did not finish my paper within the dateline I want all these people to “PAY” me back as much they had taken from me.
Name List:--
Wee SK
Lim WC (wife of Wee SK)
Lim AN (father of Lim WC)
Obasans of Room 9 (At least 3 of them)
Mxxxx S (this one I hesitate as I may get a 君子 involved)
The first 3 on the list was “Fired” yesterday. Case for them is considered closed. What happens to them depends on the “Boards”. I did not “ask” anyone to help me on all my researches yet there are people who went all the way to “Stop” me. Don’t they know 害人之心不可有吗? I know I like to “Sabo” people for fun especially the君子 but that is 玩玩因为太无聊了. Now I am alone so I play with the three stuffs toys on my bed, 娃娃, 小小娃娃, and 可可. 可可is the Mickey Mouse I bought from Guangzhou was on sale, only Y$69 if I buy one item from the retail store. Was actually Y$228, so I bought a very cute hook dress just to get my hands on the mickey mouse and named him可可. He sleeps with me and the two Hello Kittys, 娃娃 and小小娃娃.
Name List:--
Wee SK
Lim WC (wife of Wee SK)
Lim AN (father of Lim WC)
Obasans of Room 9 (At least 3 of them)
Mxxxx S (this one I hesitate as I may get a 君子 involved)
The first 3 on the list was “Fired” yesterday. Case for them is considered closed. What happens to them depends on the “Boards”. I did not “ask” anyone to help me on all my researches yet there are people who went all the way to “Stop” me. Don’t they know 害人之心不可有吗? I know I like to “Sabo” people for fun especially the君子 but that is 玩玩因为太无聊了. Now I am alone so I play with the three stuffs toys on my bed, 娃娃, 小小娃娃, and 可可. 可可is the Mickey Mouse I bought from Guangzhou was on sale, only Y$69 if I buy one item from the retail store. Was actually Y$228, so I bought a very cute hook dress just to get my hands on the mickey mouse and named him可可. He sleeps with me and the two Hello Kittys, 娃娃 and小小娃娃.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
What To Write?
Really don’t know what to write if I want to finish the papers in 6 months. That means cannot do part-time lecturer. But if I Win the Bet then my hourly rate will increase? Let say Miss Doc stands in front of students but pose better than Stamford Raffles will be paid hundreds for few hours that is not a bad gamble. One week only one teacher 逃学then I work few hours equal one week salary of my last job. Other time can do what I want that is what I call retirement age. But what to write? The last time I wrote about good financial times as then my ex-company was paying more than 2 months bonus. I stopped as I have to go through unexpected stress for things that I did not do, kind of “Sabo” from people I know. Now is the Crisis time so have I to write about… Hey! Bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers, Bankruptcy of US-Banks, Temasek Holdings losses in investments? Hum… better don’t Temasek is Singapore one. I wasted almost 2 years, year 2008 I was in and out TTSH. Actually thought I can get it before I declare retirement by 35 but now what? Retired due to almost admitted to IMH but have not got a Doctorate. Everything not as planned. Thought do simple low entry level job I can do my papers yet “lagi” worst a lot of 小人. I will never DO these kind of low class job again! But I don’t mind to help the HAs to do errands should I be there because I like them.
Funeral Service Budget at Singapore Casket
A simple funeral service in Singapore will roughly stands at $12K. That means a person have to set aside $12K in bank account or in 555 container if you can find one for his after life service (棺材本). Simple service means nothing much at all, be it the room for the service and all inclusive. Budget may be stink a little if a family choose the smallest room for service. Singapore Casket provides the usual Yeo’s drink and peanuts, and other necessities items chargeable only after consumption, buffet service maybe order from the reception counter too. Singapore Casket has casket transport van catered for most of religions unless you are from a special religion then you “take care” yourself. Church service has to be arranged by family cost less than $1k excluding donations. 24hrs wireless internet available.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Devoted or an Asset?
I wonder how average woman judge the man they want to marry. Is it because they had sex with the man and feel that by all means they have to be with the man(end user). Have they not “think carefully” of what will happen if the future? Perhaps the first few years after honeymoon is still okay or I say close one eye thereafter they have to struggle. Just because their bodies were used and they are old and maybe haggard they keep quiet of all affairs of the husbands. They even choose to marry the man knowing that the man has eyes on other woman or women. Or just because they want to wear the wedding gown that they want to Sell themselves so Cheaply? I have more than two gowns and was wearing gowns like a princess when I was young. So to me wearing gowns is nothing. Turn my head to the left I can easily find a black, golden yellow, and the printed blue all by the same designer, not counting my cocktail dresses. The man may not suffer, the woman suffer after the Honeymoon period. BUT the family members suffer, not knowing what had happened family members get screwed for nothing. We all feel so Ashamed! 上樑不正下樑歪. He is the illegitimate son of grandfather’s nephew. The lawful wife of the uncle wanted to sell him off and my grandparent saw them and grab the baby and paid a thousand dollars for the baby not knowing whether It was a male or female 55 years ago. Hence the Product was Upgrade from being my distance cousin to be my uncle instead. What kind of Parents will Produced what kind Products that was what my grandfather had taught me. I knew this too as I had been treated very badly by a gangster and his family and tomorrow I will Forward my Lawful Pursuit to the family and also their son-in-law. I had gave enough Time for them to Apologize but everyone just “Hack Care” about this issue as they thought I am also one with single digit IQ like them. Come’on I have 126 IQ though still lower than those above 130 but still way above average. I “Acted Stupid” to accommodate to most people though I may seems dumber than them when comes to doing simple things but that I think may because I don’t used to do simple things. I always chose to do more challenging stuffs than simple tasks as I think that kind is really wasting effort and not necessary at all. I also have hard time to understand Why they need to do that kind of Extra work. Well this is also the reasons I don’t understand the women’s mentality when they DIE DIE also Want to Marry the man who is taking them as a Sex Dummy. Or they think they cannot be as pretty as a doll but being treated as a Dummy is better than none. Have they not think of the future? The Husband of theirs will get another Dummies when their pelvis are overused. I still remember one day I pop into room 19 and saw the nurse “Poked” in the plastic slide into the woman’s vaginal I ran to the toilet to vomit. People in the toilet said:” This gal so young pregnant liao.” Well this two days I have been forcing myself to vomit the mucus in my throat. For all day long for don’t know how many years mine throat is “Stuck”. I think the breath problem may be because of this after my researches. Hopefully I am right then my problem will be solved. Of coz I also take the Muscosolvan I brought from pharmacy to “help out”. This one is not good enough the one doctor prescript one is better but I refrained myself to see doctor as I have a mission. No one to help me only Me and Myself. Unless I met someone out there who are willing to help me. I want to get this problem solved by hooks or Spanners even I have to use WD-40 the lubricant I also don’t mind. Well my sore eye is improving. For tomorrow’s missions I have my Canon in D minor and 睽花宝典 really right on the mark.
Doctorate Papers
How times files dateline for submissions of the papers is getting somehow nearer. Now I am jobless was wondering should I complete the papers. Did I say Complete? Oops! I lost the whole junk of rubbish I had written as I thought I will not been able to do it. And actually the kind of low level entry post is even more tiring than doing upper level job. And yet have to tolerate with those 小人. But at least I know there are still 君子 around. But君子are from upper class post. If I start to write rubbish again how long do I need? The graduation papers when I was 18th was about 200 pages, the Bachelor (actually I am a Spinster) was near to 500 pages. Then this one… I remember the RW disc was “Fully Written” and it was incomplete. Er… am I going to write 1GB of rubbish? WoW! I think I may be able to Create a Godzilla by then. Hahaha! The most important of all is if I was awarded after my rubbish was rated as Junk of non-Rubbish, I will be known as Miss Doc LXX right? So no more Miss LXX but Miss Doc LXX. Like Doc CXXXXX is only Doc CXXXXX because is a guy, Doc CXXX is married so she is Doc CXXX; I am a female yet unmarried and I will be not holding medical doctorate so I will be Miss Doc LXX : ) YiBaYiBaAnDeLeh!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Present For Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
SHORT BUT TRUE LOVE STORY
GIRL: WHAT YOU DO IF I DIE?
BOY: NAUGHTILY SAID I WILL BE HAPPY
NEXT DAY HE GOT NEWS THAT GIRL DIED
SHE LEFT A LETTER FOR BOY
"I CAN DO ANYTHING 2 MAKE YOU HAPPY"
BOY: NAUGHTILY SAID I WILL BE HAPPY
NEXT DAY HE GOT NEWS THAT GIRL DIED
SHE LEFT A LETTER FOR BOY
"I CAN DO ANYTHING 2 MAKE YOU HAPPY"
THAT'S LOVE
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Swine Flu Cases
I can really “See” what happens for a week later. Last week 3oth May I “Saw” the Swine Flu Total Cases is 15. One week later which is today, it’s really 15 cases. As real as I see the 1st case. Now I "see" things one week in advance not much of 3 months advance. time frame is shorter.
http://yukihimeblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/total-swine-flu-case.html
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Total Swine Flu Case
Number 15
http://yukihimeblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/total-swine-flu-case.html
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Total Swine Flu Case
Number 15
Sore Eye
I think I am having sore eye, the right eye is more painful than yesterday. Mum gave me the Optrex Eye Drops, I have piercing pain when I drip my eye with the eye drops. If don’t get well have to see doctor. What have I done to get all these! I am also scared to see doctor as I am afraid to get the doctor I am after for a lawsuit. To “Win” the case I have to avoid him. I am not only after him but also his family. I want all related parties to be “Involved”. Though all his allies had tried their best to “Avoid” me, I am now also avoiding them now. I cannot trust anyone else. I want to go after all that had done “Dirty” to me except for the old woman as I know if I get on the case I may get someone involved if the case is to pursuit further. I don’t want to get him involve as now I know very well that he is a very good person. I need to thank Mr R for “telling” me that he is actually a great person but at that time I had wronged him so I really don’t believe but now I know that he is really a Samaritan, though it may seems too late to realized this but at least I know he is a great guy. I will pursuit case after case, one by one… Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, they all fall down like toy soldiers.
Unfaithful Partner
I can’t stand unfaithful partners. If I were to spend my life to a flirtatious soul I will end the relationship as soon as possible rather than keeping it “going on”. How can I call a person who is unfaithful a soulmate? I hesitate about relationship thing because of all these. I will only marry the person who is really true to me. 破镜难圆. If the person can be unfaithful for once, he can be unfaithful for more than once. 江山易改, 本性难移. I don’t understand why those women are willing to “take on” these kind of rubbish. Then make themselve suffer or because they had SEX with him, hope that her body can “bring” him back. Com’on! Don’t you think you are only Sexual Dummy but cheap or FOC yet safer for SEXUAL DESIRED? I pity all these women. Don’t they know that when their man is making love with her, he is actually having other woman in his mind? All these women got 尊严or not. Or because their family “Teach” them to be “cheap” as they are from the “cheap” class? Or people who “think” they are very “mature” did think that maturely than me, someone whom people call “Childish”. I think I am more “mature” in thinking as I think of “Future” before I make big decisions as I do not want to repeat the kind of mistake that make me almost declare bankrupt. Simple things I don’t understand well, that one I know, as simple math equations I can’t do well and also don’t really understand, but I can solve long equations in minutes. And that Amazed lectures. That’s why I don’t need to study also can get GPA 3.5. Why I don’t study coz I did not managed to get sponsorship for Chiropractic Degree. But I think is 天意 as my arms are now very weak. Yeah lah! The doctor Leong said 冥冥中注定, weeks ago a clerk called to inform me that he went to UK, but knowing that I had cancelling all my appointments. I think is Wellness centre customer service is very good. I would praise them with high marks. Think back, if I am really chiropractor, what kind of doctor will I be? A…I think I will be the kind like wear nice nice but with boots. Maybe like doctor Lian of TTSH, she is Cool! If I am a guy I will go after her if she is unattached. hahaha
Now what! What can we do now? What are we older cousins going to do with the two? I have not been working from 23rd Feb. 表姐is holding managerial post, bro is a director but he had heart problem. Juz look at the monies they had fork out since aunty was admitted to TTSH till now. Uncle just don't care as if it's all our problem. And treated me as a maid yesterday, I was angry for two times I said to him" I only have two hands". I was thinking if there is a thrid time I will walk off. He is more concern on the Donations, he did not fork out any dime for his wife's affair, and don't care and do nothing other than entertaining, but more interested in "How much he can yield for Investing in new venture." I overheard on his some convers with his biz friends. Talking about TTSH, I really have to rise up my both hands for their service. Two Hands Up! Not only two thumbs. Most of the staffs are very nice and also the doctors. But one thing I was puzzled is the way the PPE was wore by some nurses, I noticed that they tie the back lash at the back then to the front, coz they are kind of thinner on their waist. Is that the right way? The way they remove their mask…hum… Or I am too blur as I had not been working for so long.
Now what! What can we do now? What are we older cousins going to do with the two? I have not been working from 23rd Feb. 表姐is holding managerial post, bro is a director but he had heart problem. Juz look at the monies they had fork out since aunty was admitted to TTSH till now. Uncle just don't care as if it's all our problem. And treated me as a maid yesterday, I was angry for two times I said to him" I only have two hands". I was thinking if there is a thrid time I will walk off. He is more concern on the Donations, he did not fork out any dime for his wife's affair, and don't care and do nothing other than entertaining, but more interested in "How much he can yield for Investing in new venture." I overheard on his some convers with his biz friends. Talking about TTSH, I really have to rise up my both hands for their service. Two Hands Up! Not only two thumbs. Most of the staffs are very nice and also the doctors. But one thing I was puzzled is the way the PPE was wore by some nurses, I noticed that they tie the back lash at the back then to the front, coz they are kind of thinner on their waist. Is that the right way? The way they remove their mask…hum… Or I am too blur as I had not been working for so long.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Doctor-MP VS Regular MP
Some MPs happens to be a practicing medical doctor too. Our previous MP was a well known doctor and also a very nice person or uncle. Really very nice one. Like him very much. But have anyone ever wonder what is the difference between a regular MP and a MP who is a Doctor?
Doctor-MP: --
Need to get a Queue before you get to Meet the MP during the Meet-The-People session.
Residents fainted during sessions may be treated and review FOC.
If the Doctor-MP is too hot, Priority, Social Priority, Appointment, Walk-n Numbers may be issued. In case of Urgent cases, single digit Emergency numbers may be issued.
Normal MP : --
No Queue number needed for Meet-The-People session, First come first served. Residents may not be able to “See” MP if seats are “FULL”.
Residents fainted during sessions may need to wait for Ambulance or if is lucky enough, there may be a grassroot leader who is a doctor, then you may enjoy the same privileges as having a Doctor-MP.If MP is very hot still First Come First Serve. May try to rush in as soon as the door is open. Else sleep overnight in the RC.
Doctor-MP: --
Need to get a Queue before you get to Meet the MP during the Meet-The-People session.
Residents fainted during sessions may be treated and review FOC.
If the Doctor-MP is too hot, Priority, Social Priority, Appointment, Walk-n Numbers may be issued. In case of Urgent cases, single digit Emergency numbers may be issued.
Normal MP : --
No Queue number needed for Meet-The-People session, First come first served. Residents may not be able to “See” MP if seats are “FULL”.
Residents fainted during sessions may need to wait for Ambulance or if is lucky enough, there may be a grassroot leader who is a doctor, then you may enjoy the same privileges as having a Doctor-MP.If MP is very hot still First Come First Serve. May try to rush in as soon as the door is open. Else sleep overnight in the RC.
Marriage Values
Yesterday I realized that I wasn’t as Childish as people had thought. In fact people who think I am childish they are more CHILDish than me. They do not THINK CAREFULLY when they get married. I was right, I may sounds childish but I am more than MATURE than others. COMMON people do not think that much when they want to get married. After honeymoon period then they start to regret then they relations went downhill till they lost one party then they know they are not supposed to.
Evaluation: --
When one person is walking down the Aisle, did they ask themselves: -
Are they going to get married NOW?
Is the person they are marring is the person they really loves?
Why did he/she want to get married?
Are they really in LOVE?
The Man marry the Woman becoz he loves her or becoz the woman is Able TO PROVIDE him a Safer or Cheaper Way for his SEXual exhaustion?
If that is the case, HaHaHa… But the fact is, that is 99.999% problem of TODAY’s marriage.
As for me, who say I had not been proposed. I had at least five. But I turned them down as I think of all these questions. I am almost PERFECT except for the breath problem that makes me Imperfect. Two days ago I make a promised to myself that is if someone can get me treated for this breath thing, I will grant him/she three wishes within my means. If it’s a guy and he asked for my hand and yet he had NEVER BEEN MARRIED, I will marry him and be a GOOD WIFE. Ofcoz he has to remain faithfully to me from Day 1 we exchanged our Vow. Anyway I had read Kama Sutra and 218 Ways to Better Sex and other related books, Theories wise I am very GOOD : )
Evaluation: --
When one person is walking down the Aisle, did they ask themselves: -
Are they going to get married NOW?
Is the person they are marring is the person they really loves?
Why did he/she want to get married?
Are they really in LOVE?
The Man marry the Woman becoz he loves her or becoz the woman is Able TO PROVIDE him a Safer or Cheaper Way for his SEXual exhaustion?
If that is the case, HaHaHa… But the fact is, that is 99.999% problem of TODAY’s marriage.
As for me, who say I had not been proposed. I had at least five. But I turned them down as I think of all these questions. I am almost PERFECT except for the breath problem that makes me Imperfect. Two days ago I make a promised to myself that is if someone can get me treated for this breath thing, I will grant him/she three wishes within my means. If it’s a guy and he asked for my hand and yet he had NEVER BEEN MARRIED, I will marry him and be a GOOD WIFE. Ofcoz he has to remain faithfully to me from Day 1 we exchanged our Vow. Anyway I had read Kama Sutra and 218 Ways to Better Sex and other related books, Theories wise I am very GOOD : )
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Singapore Casket
Went to buy some necessarily items needed for the wreath. Went off after lunch from the foodcentre near casket centre and proceed Bugis to buy peanuts, candy, cookies, kit kat… what we can’t get from Bugis is the Guest book. We parted and I walk to Brash Basah, can’t find, I went to City Hall, can’t get one, till I finally make a trip to the underground link of City Hall. Thought CityLink has a few stores should have no problem but I was wrong, no choice I drag my very tired legs to Marina Square make a trip to Times, HaHaHa, there I found one specially for Condolences yet look decent enough. Walk back to City Hall MRT took train to Lavander not knowing that I will be Lost in Lavander. Don’t have the habit of asking for directions until I really give up, I asked a middle age uncle,”Excuse Me” before I finish my sentence I was promoted ”$200 Can?”I walk off then I realized there are a number of Cheap Hotels around. Siow Liao Lah! I walk on not wanting to ask again till I saw a decent looking aunty she told me it’s way down. I thanked her happily and walk and walk and walk along of comments like, ”This one must be expensive” or “This woman must be here to earn”… Finally my dragged feet took me to Singapore Casket when I “Appear” in Level 4 Ruby Room what I heard was,”Where you go? We thought you are Lost!” Com’on “I am not an actor and not a star, I don’t even have my own car…” How can I be Telecast in the “Lost” series.
Funeral Service Organizer
Realized the importance of a Funeral Service Organizer. It’s really not easy to do everything if one is inexperience. We have few brains and one was down due to a fall yesterday. The good thing is that we have above average IQ inherited from grandpa. Yet I still think its not an easy job to do. The Guest Signature Booklet provided by the Singapore Casket looks Dirt Cheap and yet will be charge $20. Pretty PISS Off when I saw it. But realized looking for one Decent looking one is Very Champ! I walked from Bugis to…to…to… before I found one and it’s specially designed for condolence purpose. Tomorrow have to make arrangement for the transport, buffet, chair arrangement, prayer service…… So what now? Next New course commencing in Polytechnic or others will be – Funeral Service Management.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Caregiver
What is a Caregiver?
If someone gives you a card or paper with the word “Care” printed or written on it. The person is a Care-Giver.
*This lame joke came to my mind when a family member wanted to apply as a Caregiver so as to get Unlimited Access to TTSH without going through the everyday registering hassle. But not applicable to ICU family members.
If someone gives you a card or paper with the word “Care” printed or written on it. The person is a Care-Giver.
*This lame joke came to my mind when a family member wanted to apply as a Caregiver so as to get Unlimited Access to TTSH without going through the everyday registering hassle. But not applicable to ICU family members.
What happen to Air France Flight AF 447?
I have no doubt wondering about Bermuda Triangle, also known as Devil’s Triangle. A century ago year 1909 a 36-foot by 9 inch S.V Spray cruiser disappear in the same manner as AF 447.
What happen to the 228 people on board?
They were “Taken” by Aliens who used Bermuda Triangle as passage to “Travel” to and fro from earth and their area of resident.
(like 圣地 in 3X3 Eyes)
What they do to the captives?
“Draw Out” their memory and their genes and “Study”. Clone them to 1: 100million. Inject their (clones) brains with “Aliens Technology” and send them to “Attack” earth. Attack of the Clones! Because the clones, here I call them as Earthliens, are fully “Equipped” with memories from Earth adapting and socializing with earth people is as simple as ABC.
Why Aliens choose Air France Flight AF 447?
Aliens know France is very high class. Louis Vuitton and other luxury brands are from France. French men and women are averagely good looking. Tall, slim, good for cloning. Imagine Aliens took Ah Lian, Ah Huay, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, what the Aliens have? Female Earthliens that walks with their both feet facing outwards, flip their hair sideway when a Ah Beng “ask” something, when rise up form a chair must pull up the already but showing mini skirt to show the color of their undergarment or “SaucePanter” to all male audiences. Male Earthliens sit with cigarettes between their fingers, Blowing “Circle Line” in the air, cross their legs like number four and shake like a pepper shaker. If you are Aliens which type of “Models” do you want?
Why this very flight?
Alien also know Earth people like Lucky number. 228 means Get Rich Easily, 易易发 in Cantonese. 228 Add the three digits together 2+2+8=12, twelve is a lucky number for the western.
(以上纯属虚构, 如有类同纯属巧合)
What happen to the 228 people on board?
They were “Taken” by Aliens who used Bermuda Triangle as passage to “Travel” to and fro from earth and their area of resident.
(like 圣地 in 3X3 Eyes)
What they do to the captives?
“Draw Out” their memory and their genes and “Study”. Clone them to 1: 100million. Inject their (clones) brains with “Aliens Technology” and send them to “Attack” earth. Attack of the Clones! Because the clones, here I call them as Earthliens, are fully “Equipped” with memories from Earth adapting and socializing with earth people is as simple as ABC.
Why Aliens choose Air France Flight AF 447?
Aliens know France is very high class. Louis Vuitton and other luxury brands are from France. French men and women are averagely good looking. Tall, slim, good for cloning. Imagine Aliens took Ah Lian, Ah Huay, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, what the Aliens have? Female Earthliens that walks with their both feet facing outwards, flip their hair sideway when a Ah Beng “ask” something, when rise up form a chair must pull up the already but showing mini skirt to show the color of their undergarment or “SaucePanter” to all male audiences. Male Earthliens sit with cigarettes between their fingers, Blowing “Circle Line” in the air, cross their legs like number four and shake like a pepper shaker. If you are Aliens which type of “Models” do you want?
Why this very flight?
Alien also know Earth people like Lucky number. 228 means Get Rich Easily, 易易发 in Cantonese. 228 Add the three digits together 2+2+8=12, twelve is a lucky number for the western.
(以上纯属虚构, 如有类同纯属巧合)
Peking Duck
Peking Duck北京烤鴨or Peking Roasted Duck, ever wonder is that the “Real” name of the Beijing signature dish? I had one on last Sunday during the baby bash lunch. Then I realized the “Real” name of the dish. It’s ---
Peking Duck = Packing Duck
Why?
Coz, they only serve you the skin of the roasted duck to be rolled like Springroll. They will tell you the remains (the duck meat) will be used for other dish preparations. But when I was served with the Fried Mee with the Duck meat remains. I realized most of the meat is not “In” yet. Where did they go? They “Pack” and off they go. Go where? I am not sure but not in our tummy. So I know. When you order a “Peking Duck” the Duck Meat will be “Packed” so the proper name should be “Packing Duck”. Since it is from Beijing so they RE-named it as Peking Duck as Peking is the old name for Beijing. YiDesuKa?
Peking Duck = Packing Duck
Why?
Coz, they only serve you the skin of the roasted duck to be rolled like Springroll. They will tell you the remains (the duck meat) will be used for other dish preparations. But when I was served with the Fried Mee with the Duck meat remains. I realized most of the meat is not “In” yet. Where did they go? They “Pack” and off they go. Go where? I am not sure but not in our tummy. So I know. When you order a “Peking Duck” the Duck Meat will be “Packed” so the proper name should be “Packing Duck”. Since it is from Beijing so they RE-named it as Peking Duck as Peking is the old name for Beijing. YiDesuKa?
