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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Investment Agreements
Studying various forms of Investment Agreements. TaiHan Lah! Now I know why grandpa do not allow any of us to do Law, unless we chose to join the government. Gandpa said Lawyers 昧着良心做人. That reminds me of a Lame joke I make up when I was 17th.
1. When a surgeon “operates” an Accountant what will he sees and knows?
Ans: $, €, English pounds, Yen, … all the money and ofcoz + and – ; and they sleeps on “Balance Sheet”. And when they drive they are always “Loss”.
2. When a surgeon “operates” an Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: All “wires” (intestines) in different color codes. Must figure out the Heart is of how many “Phases”. Before he “do” anything must make sure he is “cutting” on Earth, Netural, or Live.
3. When a surgeon “operates” a Mechanic what will he sees and knows?
Ans: How much “Horsepower” the patient is on rather than the BP. Get WD-40 Ready in the OT(operation theater).
4. When a surgeon “operates” a Lawyer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: He can only see either Black or White may include some Grey. That’s “Grey's Anatomy”.
5. When a surgeon “operates” a Computer Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: 1110011001100110 and the patient have to be weighs by Bytes.
1. When a surgeon “operates” an Accountant what will he sees and knows?
Ans: $, €, English pounds, Yen, … all the money and ofcoz + and – ; and they sleeps on “Balance Sheet”. And when they drive they are always “Loss”.
2. When a surgeon “operates” an Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: All “wires” (intestines) in different color codes. Must figure out the Heart is of how many “Phases”. Before he “do” anything must make sure he is “cutting” on Earth, Netural, or Live.
3. When a surgeon “operates” a Mechanic what will he sees and knows?
Ans: How much “Horsepower” the patient is on rather than the BP. Get WD-40 Ready in the OT(operation theater).
4. When a surgeon “operates” a Lawyer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: He can only see either Black or White may include some Grey. That’s “Grey's Anatomy”.
5. When a surgeon “operates” a Computer Engineer what will he sees and knows?
Ans: 1110011001100110 and the patient have to be weighs by Bytes.
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