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Monday, May 11, 2009
Rob the Bank
How to rob a bank?
Follow the steps strictly: --
Prior to Rob the Bank there are many preparations to be done, but I got it all for you.
Read carefully as follows : --
1. Make plans ahead.
2. Choose your target.
3. Chose an auspicious date preferably a date that brings you luck. Can ask any Guru or (ask OCBC).
On that very date: -
1. Put on a black trench coat. Must be black color. Don’t know how to dress than search on Youtube.com or loan a DVD for “A Better Tomorrow”, if you can’t get then try “Matrix”. No fish shrimps also can lah! Watch “A Better Tomorrow” and believe yourself as Chow Yun Fat. Forget about the “Pirates of the Caribbean”.
2. Adjust your watch as accurately as possible (may adjust against Raymond Weil if you can’t get Rolex). (Warning: Try not to wear those 3 for $10 or one you get as premiums)
3. Get to your “Target” at your pre-designated time.
4. Get into the bank as normally as possible. (Caution: Do make yourself look suspicious, so Look Un-Suspicious)
5. Always remember what is your Mission and WHY you are there for. So, DO Not JOIN The QUEUE!
6. Keep in mind “Style” is the keyword. Walk like Chow Yun Fat or imagine you are Chow Yun Fat.
7. Focus on your target. Do not let you mind Wander Wild.
8. Locate exact location for the Queue Ticket Machine. Get a Queue ticket for “Other Services”.
9. Wait for your queue number to be flashed at the display box above you. Be Alert! Be Vigilant!
10. Approach the respective Financial Consultant when your number is being flashed. Do Not Go To the Wrong Service Counter or Box.
11. When you are prompted with Service with A Smile,”Sir, how may I help you?”
12. Tell him,”I Want To Rob the Bank!”
Follow the steps strictly: --
Prior to Rob the Bank there are many preparations to be done, but I got it all for you.
Read carefully as follows : --
1. Make plans ahead.
2. Choose your target.
3. Chose an auspicious date preferably a date that brings you luck. Can ask any Guru or (ask OCBC).
On that very date: -
1. Put on a black trench coat. Must be black color. Don’t know how to dress than search on Youtube.com or loan a DVD for “A Better Tomorrow”, if you can’t get then try “Matrix”. No fish shrimps also can lah! Watch “A Better Tomorrow” and believe yourself as Chow Yun Fat. Forget about the “Pirates of the Caribbean”.
2. Adjust your watch as accurately as possible (may adjust against Raymond Weil if you can’t get Rolex). (Warning: Try not to wear those 3 for $10 or one you get as premiums)
3. Get to your “Target” at your pre-designated time.
4. Get into the bank as normally as possible. (Caution: Do make yourself look suspicious, so Look Un-Suspicious)
5. Always remember what is your Mission and WHY you are there for. So, DO Not JOIN The QUEUE!
6. Keep in mind “Style” is the keyword. Walk like Chow Yun Fat or imagine you are Chow Yun Fat.
7. Focus on your target. Do not let you mind Wander Wild.
8. Locate exact location for the Queue Ticket Machine. Get a Queue ticket for “Other Services”.
9. Wait for your queue number to be flashed at the display box above you. Be Alert! Be Vigilant!
10. Approach the respective Financial Consultant when your number is being flashed. Do Not Go To the Wrong Service Counter or Box.
11. When you are prompted with Service with A Smile,”Sir, how may I help you?”
12. Tell him,”I Want To Rob the Bank!”
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